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PostSubject: Funny!!!   Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:11 am

This is all about funny quotes, stories, "True stories," jokes, etc.

An exchange between me and my boss:
Boss: I see from your time card that you've mastered the clock-in system.
Me: I was taught well.-smirk-
Boss: -laughs- As long we aren't doing something and you don't fall asleep, especially in front of my boss (Head of Natural Resources)- then it's your problem.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny!!!   Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:38 am

After prom question from my sister:
Sister: Are you drunk?
Me: No I didn't!
Sister: What? *laughs*

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PostSubject: Re: Funny!!!   Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:29 pm

My two younger siblings are sitting the room next to me playing guitar hero. I was listening to them through the wall (Because they're that thin). My little sister is nine and my little brother is fourteen.

My sister turns to my brother,
"So.. Did you know that mom thinks you won't ever have kids?"

-my laughter bursts out from my room-
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PostSubject: Re: Funny!!!   Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:08 pm

(Bringing this back to life because I'm posting everywhere, and yes, DOUBLE POST OMFG.)

"Did you forget anything?" -me
"Nope. Got it all. I'll see you in a couple days." -Mike
" -points at the floor- What about your pants?" -me
"-looks down- Ohh..." -Mike


Back Story: Mike lives with me on weekends because his family lives out in Wasilla. He almost left his pants. I thought it was amusing.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny!!!   Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:48 pm

"He's the second best.. Like the runner up! Like, like, like, if you want Brad Pitt but end up with Matthew McConaughey. That's the type." - friend

"Meh. I prefer Matt anyway." -Me

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PostSubject: Re: Funny!!!   Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:05 pm

Today, I was at Thai Orchid with my sister and mom, and I was eating unusually fast, and my sister commented on it.
Me: "I'm a growing girl!"
Her: "Growing outward...."
Me (a little too loudy): "You know I have a sexy body."
My mom just kind of looked around to see if anybody had heard, then hid her face....
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